I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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