boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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