I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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