I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
