wrigley field is MILF paradise
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I still have a little drunk in my system
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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