All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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