Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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