I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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