he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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