he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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