been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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