I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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