If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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