this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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