I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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