I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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