I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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