I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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