North Korea, Best Korea!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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