we're blogging at a bar
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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