it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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