Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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