I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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