You're so nebulous sometimes
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Randomize
