In the future we'll all be gay
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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