Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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