This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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