why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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