Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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