were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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