I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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