Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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