Dual....:-)
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
