He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Nobody cheats on THIS.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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