Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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