We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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