Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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