We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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