Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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