she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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