you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
And then my night got REAL pukey
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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