Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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