Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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