On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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