I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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