Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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