there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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