Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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