some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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