We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I didn't notice because vodka
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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